Dad Jokes, Puns and Other Clever Memery

Author image for Eric Lund
Eric Lund
Feb 28, 2021 2:00 PM EST

There's a fine line between a clever pun and mind-blowingly stupid pun, and honestly it seems like there's no way of knowing which is which until it's already been thrown out there. Kind of like a faulty antique grenade, but for laughter. Here are some more dad jokes that go father than ever before.

Advertisement
  • 01
    Building - AllGamesDelta @AllGamesDelta_ 'N' letter from the logo at Nintendo's Kyoto HQ is gone due to yesterday's typhoon initendo 4:28 PM 05 Sep 18 Indigo Rush @indigorush101 I hope they intendo fix it
    via hey_koolguy
  • 02
    Dog - INAMED MY TWO DOGS ROLEX AND TIMEX ts. Fazebook.com/Diedlgughing THEY'RE WATCH DOGS
    via CreepingXxstoryX
  • 03
    Cosmetics - my brain: click them me: why? my brain: you gotta
    via CreepingXxstoryX
  • 04
    Jaw - tawdry hepburn [dumb bitch hour] @eraserheadbabby my friend gave birth in her car on the way to the hospital and her husband named the kid Carson and if you don't think that's the best dad joke ever get out of my face
    via CreepingXxstoryX
  • 05
    Tap - I had a hard day at work so I called my husband on my way home and asked him if he would run some hot water for me with lots of bubbles. When I got home this was waiting for me.
    via CreepingXxstoryX
  • 06
    Watch - PUSH means push. means pull.
    via CreepingXxstoryX
  • 07
    Product - This speaks volumes V = ar²h V b.h.l 3 V = 1. w. h V 3 4 V= 3 V = 1. w· h
    via meow__meg
  • 08
    Food - Planes were invented in 1903 Trains were invented in 1804 Babies before 1804 :
    via CreepingXxstoryX
  • 09
    Forehead - "Eh, good enough. - Mediocrates E&M
    via CreepingXxstoryX
  • 10
    Wheel - That's a lot cleaner
    via CreepingXxstoryX
  • 11
    Font - The other day, at a thrift store, I bought an old record album called "Sounds Wasps Make". When I got it home and played it, I said to myself, "This doesn't sound anything like wasp sounds." Then I realized, I was playing the Bee side.
    via CreepingXxstoryX
  • 12
    Green - Bach Choy Elvis Parsley Frank Cilantro Bob Dillan
    via CreepingXxstoryX
  • 13
    Outerwear - movie theater: no outside food or drinks allowed me: tivelarge
    via CreepingXxstoryX
  • 14
    Dog - Why do Astronauts use Linux? Because they can't open Windows in space
    via CreepingXxstoryX
  • 15
    Hair - IFYOU LOOK REALLY CLOSELY YOU'LL SEE 2 CLOWNS STARING AT EACHOTHER.
    via CreepingXxstoryX
  • 16
    Product - I don't need a basket. Me 6 minutes later:
    via CreepingXxstoryX
  • 17
    Hair - Zoom meetings are just modern seances "There's someone who wants to join us. "Elizabeth, are you there?" "We can't hear you. "Can you hear us? "
    via CreepingXxstoryX
  • 18
    Branch - LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE THREW CAUTION TO THE WIND
    via CreepingXxstoryX
  • 19
    Snow - Crazy weather we're having, we already got a foot of snow THE DAD
    via CreepingXxstoryX
  • 20
    Cartoon - COVER ME!
    via akwardnes
  • 21
    Clothing - Dad: What is the opposite of ladyfingers? The family: No idea Dad: Mentos
    via RogueDisciple
  • 22
    Blue - penamor: Guys It's his BACKstory S penamor 10,406 notes Feb 28th, 2017
    via sunflower_44
  • 23
    Sky - HEARS TO YOU MOBILE AUDIOLOGY EXPERTS 844.956.HEAR (Tol Free) So AM I LET'S HAVE ABEER WINDY NO ISN'T IT 2 TS THURSAY TS H
    via no1plumber
  • 24
    Product - liiSTOCKHOLMi PSTHU LISTED NYSE PSTHU PSTH.U LISTED PSTH.U LISTED NYSE Pershing Sovare NYSE LISTED NYSE ings ACNIC MANGE NEW YOK TOoK IC made with mematic
    via theduud
  • 25
    Joint - ABOVE KNEE Bologna
    via garymattts

Want More? Follow Us and Add Us as a Preferred Source on Google.

Tags

clever dad jokes puns Memes lol dumb funny stupid internet memes cringe
Scroll Down For The Next Article